In Heaven There Is No Beer. That's Why We Drink It Here.


   Existence exists.  Does it depend on physical temporal, sequential time? Maybe not.  That you exist exists. 
That you happened happened.  It will not go away when you do. 

Even though you live for but a blink and then fail to be present for infinate eternities in every direction seems unfortunate, but that you actually ever occurred in reality, with all the sweat and stink and noise and twisted ankles, and bleeding ulcers and charbroiled chicken, remains quite astounding.  Throughout all of eternity that you were remains.  Especially when you remove the sequential time thing.      

Try to imagine existence outside of sequential time.  Just because we live in sequential time don't assume that in some other dimension, time exists at all. 
Take away sequential time and there is no "was" or "will be", only "is".  Take away sequential time and you exist forever.  You just radiate like ripples in a pool, on and on forever. 
The good news is that you live forever.  Dimensions outside of sequential time promise eternity. 
The bad news is that you couldn't have any physical presence. You'd have to exist more as some form of pure energy, but, outside of physical sequential time could there still be existence?

Without a physical presence there is no touch, no taste, no tactile feeling, no smell, no sound. Let's come out and say it, there would be no sex. There would also be no sausage and potato salad.  There would be no diving in to a refreshing pool, no home run swings for the fences, no smell of fresh cut green grass.  To sum it up, the essence of my cosmological philosophy: In Heaven There Is No Beer, That's Why We Drink It Here.   Becuase even if we do continue to exist, the abscence of the tactile threatens to make the whole thing seem rather tedious.

 I believe that there is much more than we know, and I believe that when we die, and our physical existence ends, the fact that we once did exist does not go away.  Something continues on. Now, to extend this to a totally crazy, highly unscientific fantasy theory.


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